I feel like a dick would be so much more fun to play with than my own vagina. 

CAN I PLEASE BE A MAN FOR A DAY?

When guys wear that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good. 

For The Gratuitously Unnecessary Record; Read this if you want an inside look into the mind of a man. 

Though I rarely complain about having short-term, mostly sexual, relationships with multiple females, occasionally I gain interest in actually dating a girl for an extended amount of time. While I am generally very open and unbiased to what kind of amigas (I prefer some diversity) I have, except for fat ones, the difference between fuckability and datability is vast. I have never encountered issues finding attractive females to stick my dick in, but I also have not been able to find a girl who I would legitimately consider dating since my time with TheGirl officially ended. Some people would say that the latter is because of the former, those people are generally religious and/or stupid.

And to think I dated this guy over the summer. And he’s still one of my good friends lol.

This is what a girl with way too many psychology credits does in her spare time.

My name's Audra, I'm a Junior in college but I still don't really have a clue as to what I want to do. I have a lot of interests but none really cultivate a career. I'm bi-sexual or bi-curious, not exactly sure.

I have an obsession attatchment to the show Supernatural and it's actors.
I'm quite obsessed with nail polish, expect swatches.
Miranda Kerr. VS Angel. My favorite model. Possibly my favorite person.
I like pictures of pretty things.
There will be a spattering of daily trials and tribulations but that will be kept to a minimum.

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